So I weighed myself for the first time in about two years? According to the (*cough*crap*cough*) BMI, I am oh so morbidly obese, and have probably been for some time. Get this, at my thinnest, I was still “overweight” (I weighed more than 136 pounds) and have been “obese” since before I had kids.
Will I lose weight as I become more active in the weeks and months to come? Your guess is as good as mine. (Lord willing, with this move I will be getting healthier.) But if I weigh myself again in two years and am not at least “overweight”, call the doctor, ’cause I’ll be dying.
As for now, I kinda like the ring of deathfat. Wheeeee!
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